I want to end the use of bailiffs for the purpose of collecting fines

Over several years I have had quite a few interactions with bailiffs (following non-payment of parking fines) and in that time have learnt what I should and shouldn't do and what bailiffs can and cannot do.

What to do if a bailiff comes to your home

The following shows what you should or should not do when a bailiff or TV licence enforcer comes to your home:

• When you know a bailiff is coming (you will be given notice in writing): If you have a garden and any valuables in your garden, move them into your home
• When the bailiff comes to your door: speak to them as you wish but be sure to tell them that you use your car for work (you'll see in a moment why that is important)
• Do not allow the bailiff (or TV licence enforcer) into your home
• OBVIOUSLY: DO NOT BE VIOLENT

Neither bailiffs nor TV licence enforcers will be able to enter your house (unless you are violent).

Bailiffs won't be able to take away your car (nor clamp it) as doing so would 'deprive you of a means to make a living' which is unlawful. Your right to earn a living is one of your very many inalienable rights.

Finally, if all your valuables are in your house and you do not allow the bailiffs (nor TV licence enforcers) in, what can they do?